Memorial Day Weekend!!!

Alright kiddies what's everyone doing for the holiday weekend?! Amber has some big plans and a performance on Sunday for Tea Dance at Encore! It's been a hot minute since the old gal has dusted off her lady parts and stepped onstage but she's more than ready to kick up her heels and show her ass! I mean a girl has to make tips. Besides men like a good rusty, dusty, crusty fixer upper and Amber is just the girl to give it to them!
As a side note for all you Pickles out there, starting this school year Amber Starr will be hosting an all new college night spectacular every week at Encore on 4th street! Along with that I'll be the show hostess with the mostest in my own drag show there and at events they sponsor! Is CO2 too far away? Of course it is! So come by Encore and get treated right with drink specials when you present your ID and dance the night away with the spookiest, cooky-est queen in town, that's ME!
Xoxo and don't do anything Amber wouldn't do!!!
Amber Starr

North Carolina...

you fucking rock! Thanks to you I'll be drinking, snorting, shooting, and smoking all the worst things I can get my hands on because you decided that inequality was better than sticking up for your fellow man/woman/man-woman! I'm going to be so numb and obnoxious thanks to you that Lindsay Lohan will personally call me and tell me to get a fucking grip and go to rehab! I'll be so shwasted from my disgust that Charlie Sheen will invite me to join him to Columbia for the Cocaine Olympiad, which he will cofound with Lindsay Lohan because they're both trying to run away from real life. I'm gonna be so smashed and wasted that Whitney Houston will rise from the grave to bitch slap me across the face and tell me to stop trying to steal her thunder! North Fucking Carolina, you may have taken ten steps backwards but I just took ten steps forward...toward my dealer! North Fucking Carolina, you may have ruined everyone else's day but you just made mine better because now I have the best reason to drink Everclear straight out of the bottle! North Fucking Carolina, you've made the road ahead more difficult for those trying to stop your prejudice ways but you've blazed my trail...to sleep with all the straight married men in this stupid state, take pics of it, send them to their bloated and frumpy wives, and make your divorce stats reach an all time high! Thanks North Fucking Carolina for boosting my resolve to humiliate you by making you gag on my sickening, self-destructive behavior and involving you in it ;-)  I'm gonna make you as uncomfortable as a hemorrhoid sufferer with no Preparation H! En-Fucking-Joy Bitchez!


You Were Warned,
Amber Starr

Beaux Arts and the year comes to a close

Well kids another year another sawbuck for your gal Amber Starr! Coming out of rehab and back to the blogosphere has been grueling process but perseverance is key and if there's three things Amber likes it's "purses" "severance" and "ants!" Let's take this time now to recap Beaux Arts 2012, which if the Mayans have there way will be the last BEAUX ARTS EVAAAAA!


Upon arrival to the soirée, Amber was greeted with cat-call after cat-call and someone even threw the old gal some money (two more and I could've called my dealer but what'ya gonna do)!  Looking sickeningly chic in her cross-homage à Sharon Needles (the new drag superstar of the world and well-deserved winner of RuPaul's Drag Race season 4) and Rizzo from Grease Amber danced the night away with all the boys, the girls, and even an aborted fetus. Amber's had her regrets about her own unwanted zygots so this was a moment to reconcile all her past mistakes with pregnancy, give the bloody mess a kiss, and look forward to new ones hehe!  The DJ Ryan Taylor played all the house and top 40 you could swallow and then some, the crowd was dressed in looks ranging from Orchestra Best to Glow-in-the-Dark Paint Club Kid Realness but Amber was definitely the most fierce of them all and she made them EAT IT! Not without competition though, her fellow queens, Cherry Darling, Almira Royall, and Madame Butterfly were serving you fish salad with dressing on the side and an entrée of shi-shi realness to boot! I was so proud of my gals for stepping out and looking better than any of those other bitches who couldn't even stand up in a pair of kitten heels; ladies, if a fierce ladyboy can strut and sweat it out in 6 inch pumps so can you, step it up bitchez.  The pinnacle for Amber came when Lady Gaga's epic Born this Way began to play and collectively the audience turned in anticipation toward Amber who was of course supine upon the stage already ready to lip-synch for her life and make them gag on her Gaga! And so she did hunty!  The night fizzled away not long after and an exhausted, moist Amber Starr strutted her way out of the Millennium Center and on to her favorite street corner for a few last minute transactions. What a festive ball it was for her and for everyone and had she woken up Sunday, she's sure the carnival and the Black Parade concert would have been equally fun!


And now with college exams coming to a close and summer right around the corner, Amber is considering what she'll do to make extra cash while Trey (her keeper and lion tamer) attends the first Summer Academic course at school of the arts and counsels young ABT chirruns till the end of July.  Should she look at taking her show to an audience outside of UNCSA? CO2? The Paper Moon? Filly's Stripclub? Single Brothers? Fingers crossed kids that Amber will be more than just a UNCSA name but a household name...I mean don't think a daddy hasn't dropped his kids off at the same corner he picked Amber up at the night before! 


So to all the graduates college and high school alike, I wish you all the luck in the world, it's rough out there but if you stand up straight in those heels and be the fiercest queen you can be then no one can make you sashay away hunty!
Hugs and Kisses from your Misses,
Amber Starr

Sharon Needles for the win!!!

I don't know about the rest of you kids but I've been addicted to RuPaul's Drag Race Season 4 this year, which is a lot better than my other addictions, no tea no shade gurr!  Anywho, my fave this year is definitely Sharon Needles! The funny, witty, dark lady from Pittsburgh, PA has absolutely got my vote after displaying her versatility, drive, and originality! NO ONE else has been able to pull off the things she can do with makeup, costumes, and attitude and all while representing not just the LGBT community nor the drag queen community but standing up for the weird, left of center LGBT/drag queen community serving up her deadly combo of Linda Blair with Elvira Realness! The rest of the LGBT world may be friends of Dorothy but Sharon Needles is the tornado that tore her a new one and dropped her ass on a lesser spooky sister and without that we wouldn't have had a story. Mmmmmmmm the Bride of Frankenstein never looked so good! Comment here and let me know your thoughts!
Hugs and Kisses,
Amber Starr

Parties

You know it's a party when two drag queens are as popular as the birthday boy and then the cops get called! Hallelu!!!
Love,
Amber Starr

Hey kids! Amber is back and badder than EVER!!!

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Hump Day Survey!!!

Kiddies it's your gal pal Amber Starr with her first Hump Day Survey question!!! With the upcoming end of the year celebrations here at UNCSA, Amber wants to know what songs you'd like to see performed at the annual Spring Term Drag Show? 


We're going to have some fierce queens up on that stage joining myself and Sassi Stevenz serving you fierce, fish-tacular realness!!! The performance dates are still in question but either Friday May 4th or Saturday May 5th i.e. Cinco de Mayo!!!


I want to hear requests of everything from Amy Winehouse to Zsa Zsa Gabor and BEYOND!!!


This year's show will also include another addition of the audience participation game "Drag Race" and new segment called "Craigslist Missed Connections: A Reading by Amber Starr."


Post your comments, song choices, and any other crap you wanna say and be sure to show up to the show to see if your song shantayed and stayed or sashayed away!!!


XOXO,
Amber Starr